Things You Just... Don't... DO.

Things You Just... Don't... DO.
Disgrace 2 Your Race
5.7.09

Goodness. YouTube is good for a lifetime of laughs. We can all agree there. But there are some things that just need to stay off camera and avoid the internet at all costs. The problem is, the guilty parties think that by doing this outrageous nonsense that they will get noticed by Anderson Cooper's crack stuff for AC360 or something and become famous for this tomfoolery. Sheesh.

Here's an example of an offender:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfMoQ5MPlfc

First of all, WHY IS SHE UP ON THE FUCKIN' TABLE??? Does she not realize she's as big as Julius Peppers http://tampabaywatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/julius-peppers.jpg? That table is not designed to support that type of tonnage.

The second offender is becoming more and more prevalent as this type of behavior is "accepted" nowadays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HHbeILuwVM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43qJYjuqMZE

WHAT.
ON.
EARTH?

I have no words for any of this and I may have quite possibly lost my appetite even though I have a steak cooking right now DEAR GOD.

ENOUGH WITH THE MADNESS!!!