The Hater Congratulator.

With social networking more popular than ever before, people have taken their cravings for attention to an all-time high. People strive to have the most "friends" possible or the "coolest" personal page so everyone can be like "yeah this cat is cool, yada yada yada." With girls it's worse because they'll spend 20 minutes with their 3 megapixel camera in the bathroom bent over like they're auditioning for Kim Kardashian's part in Ray J's next sex tape and takin "seductive" pictures. Which in turn works because us dudes will leave 200 comments on the order of "yo ma l00kin g00d, h011a @ d@ k!d" or "damn i wish i was behind dat ass mmph!" But then for some reason or another, these same attention whores begin to complain when people shit on their pictures or somethin...or they have drama with hollerin at their mans or whatever. "Yo bitch why u talkin to my man triflin whore, do it ta ma face I'ma check u I'ma see u when I see u BITCH!" Or, it'll be somethin simple as "Ugly azz trash". Ahh, don't you feel the love?

So now, you have rappers like Maino who come to the rescue for these people who are supposedly being hated on. "Hi Hater, Bye Hater." And this "Big Ups to All My Haters" Yes, I know what the premise behind it is, giving acknowledgment to those trash talkers. And it's all well and good. Except for 3 things.

1) It has become way overblown. I bet you half the people who have "haters" just say so because they could be down. It could be as simple as being stared down for one second too long and that person don't know you. WHY HE HATIN ON ME FO, GRILLIN ME FO 4 SECONDS WHEN I BOUT TO SIT?!?! Or, they just want to say they have haters when in reality everyone is apathetic to your mediocrity.

2) We all know people want drama. Without drama, life would be boring and reality TV would not exist. People decide to start shit to make themselves feel better, and in return the Hater Congratulator gets wide-eyed and now has reasons to go on their "such a hater" rant. If you ignore it, that person may still be a "hater" but they're not your own hater. How about that?

3) It increases this person's somewhat "popularity". Just like every celebrity has their fans and their people who dislike em, now this person in their mind believes they are a mini-celebrity.

While I will continue to personally hate because it's just what I do, it's more to a general populus and you, the Hater Congratulator...are a disgrace.

And so on.