Toilet Humor

In honor of all the disease hype in the recent news, I thought I'd try to keep the blog current with the times. There is a serious epidemic going around (other than the Swine Flu) and it needs to be stopped NOW. Every now and again I'll be on a social networking site (Facebook, Myspace, etc.) and I'll see a female friend has new pictures, so I'll browse. I'll be flipping through her album and all of a sudden... without fail... BOOM! A picture of a girl on a toilet. WHAT...THE...FUCK?

Please, PLEASE, tell me why in the name of Jesus, Moses, Allah, Tom Cruise, whoever you pray to... would you EVER take a picture of someone doing their business (Let alone put it on the internet)!?

Not only does this violate any and all moral codes, but IT'S FUCKIN DISGUSTING. The bathroom is a sacred place where you can go do your biz in peace and private. It's the one place you do NOT under any circumstance compromise on boundaries, safety or cleanliness. Hell, if I go into a bathroom with no lock, it's like you can hear the "Jaws" theme in the background.

Even worse, there are pictures of girls eating/drinking while on the can! Lord have mercy and may fecal particles fall into your beer. If the plague ever comes back, I guarantee it's transmitted through college girls who take pics of each other on the john. There should be a site called 2girls1can to publicly humiliate bitches who take pics of each other in the lav.. in fact, I might start it.. get your popcorn ready.

You know that rumor about the guy who had sex with a monkey that started AIDS? Imagine BEING the rumor who started some other awful disease because you were eating a McChicken and drinkin your beer all while being documented dropping a deuce! People don't forget!

So the next time you think it'd be cute to take a pic of your friend on the shitter, please keep a few things in mind...

1. You are a disgrace, no question.
2. You might become the next big disease rumor, in fact... I'm calling it now, this is how Swine Flu, Bird Flu and SARS all started.. spread the word.
3. You will lose any chance at finding a real job after employers find you on 2girls1can.
4. Your shameful acts more than likely WILL land you on someone's blog.
5. This could be you!

Shameful at best, yuck!