I Love the 80's

For the record.. No, I don't love the fuckin 80's. This show is a direct testament to what is wrong with the greater white demographic who still are young enough to party. Why in the hell is it when you go to any spot in the USA where young people might gather, you are destined to hear lame, played out 80's music? This music wasn't even this popular when it was first made, who in god's name decided it should be brought back? The sadder fact is, the vast majority enjoy it, embrace it and have no shame pumpin' their fist to it in 80's glory.

You know exactly the bullshit I'm talkin' about; "Don't stop belieeeevin'!" or "Liiivin on a praaayer!" What exactly are these songs even about!? Listen to the lyrics and then ask yourself.. who put these on paper and said, "Yeah, this is gonna be a classic!" 99% of people can't even name another Journey song. 

This "Bring back the 80's!" following is sickening at times. What was so good about the 80's that you would want to relive it? Half of young people were too young to even remember the 80's.. so why do they act like they were there in the crowd waving their zippo to shit like Def Leppard. Think about that a sec, someone INTENTIONALLY named a band Deaf Leopard, and then decided (on top of that) we're also going spell it wrong to be cool! None the less, young people everywhere put that fist up and scream "Pour some sugar on meee!" Disgraceful. Rejoicing to songs written by dudes with long hair, headbands and torn leather pants. For the love of god, please just let the 80's die once and for all (along with mullets, pet rocks, denim jackets and chia pets). 

If you find yourself partaking in such acts at any place or time, you may just be a disgrace to your race. God bless and good night.